im leaving forever teehee

1. 2024-05-12 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   It's actually in the downstairs storage. I found it while cleaning her bedroom before we moved here in a pencil case of art supplies and pokemon/MTG cards. And yes, I did briefly insert it into my rectum so I could complete the ritual and fully bond our souls together
2. 2024-05-12 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #42
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Iron Ree It's actually in the downstairs storage. I found it while cleaning her bedroom before we moved here in a pencil case of art supplies and pokemon/MTG cards. And yes, I did briefly insert it into my rectum so I could complete the ritual and fully bond our souls together

   
   Did you have to get it surgically removed with salad fork thongs, too?
3. 2024-05-12 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   I just left it there, been shitting blood for years, don't give a fuck
   
   REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
4. 2024-05-15 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   ✨ 🌸 ~~ bussy ~~ 🌸 ✨
5. 2024-05-15 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   Sexy.
6. 2024-05-15 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   I wish I was the dirty rectum highlighter
7. 2024-05-15 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   I was there I was the pre ejac.
8. 2024-05-15 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #48
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   I have a lifetime n00b subscription. I feel cheated.
9. 2024-05-15 at 9:27 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Buff Billy Tuskegee Airman
   I MISS HER SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO SMOOSH THOSE ASS CHEEKS AND PINCH THEM SO HARD THAT IT OPENS UP LIKE EN ELEVATOR DOOR
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bradley